I’m gonna hide in a cave until true talent is appreciated again

teendisasterr:

i wish i was one of those girls who thought they were ugly but are actually really pretty
but instead i’m one of those girls who thinks they’re ugly and is actually ugly

(via justerbiebin)

Having a paranormal family can be quite weird

• Lizzy: Here are your M&Ms... Can I have a few?
• Me: No you can't
• Lizzy: Gosh, you're so greedy
• Me: I'm not greedy, I just don't like to share my food

When you’re out of spoons you gotta use a fork to steer the coffee

“Hey mom, it’s almost a year ago since I called you while crying my eyes out”

She still remembers every detail of it lmao

I’m so done with Taylor Swift’s “I did nothing, I’m innocent” attitude

Dre’s most used word on iMessage: “bless”

calibornsbottombitch:

how did you start your internet addiction 

(via rhapsodyincolour)

So in this Pokémon game I’m playing there’s this pokémon named “Abomasnow” but I keep calling it “Obamasnow” and I don’t know why. I just do